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My Understanding of True Blood by Plywood009, literature

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My Understanding of True Blood

My Understanding True Blood Alright so this is my understanding of true blood. It is a more sexually explicit version of Twilight and a vampire version of Jerry Springer. Here we go. The main character's name is Sookie, yeah much like the creepy Chihuahua chick from Jersey Shore (who may or may not be some sort of vampire creature). But this girl is not a vampire like Snookie from Jersey shore she's a telepath slash light fairy. Like the white lighters from Charmed you know the ones that everything they do has to do with the light world. Yeah like that. Anyway, Sookie is a waitress at this Bar and Grill called Merlott's Bar and Grill.

My Understanding Of Twilight by Plywood009, literature

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My Understanding Of Twilight

Bella, a zombie, falls in love with Edwardo a Spanish sailor from Honduras (not spain). Now she wants to become a Spanish sailor too like Edwardo. Jacob, a mermaid merman, wants to protect her from the evil Spanish/Honduras sailors who only want her for her…charm? No…for her…good looks cheesey poofs. Wait cheesey poofs? ANYWAY! The mermaid merman wants to protect ,the zombie girl, Bella from being transformed into a Japanese school girl, er, I mean…a sailor. Three thirds of the way down, the mountain, Edwardo finds himself in a nasty predicament… Go to sleep Close your eyes If I you cry So will I Sorry, side trac

Plyw and Pop at the doc 2 by Plywood009, literature

Ply and Pop with the doc by Plywood009, literature

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Ply and Pop with the doc

Scene 2 (in the nurse's office in the building) Plywood-*looks around* we use this room a lot… Popcorn- -.- Yeah a lot more than we should…*helps Tobi onto the chair* Tobi- T-Tobi is a good b-boy…*bleeding* Popcorn-Why'd you hurt poor Tobi *glare* Plywood-It was an accident! Tobi-n-nu-uh you saw me and sped up! Then you used your four wheel drive to plow over Brol- Plywood-*covers Tobi's mouth* shut it -.- *mumbles* that guys like a mountain… Popcorn-O.O' PLYWOOD! -.-

Pop and Ply in the Office by Plywood009, literature

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Pop and Ply in the Office

Scene 1 (in Popcorn's office) Popcorn-Oh hey Ply…*looks around The Random Crew studio* where's everyone else? Plywood-so you see…they happened to get in my way… *nervous shift* Popcorn-*sigh* what did you do Plywood Plywood-Well they happen to you know get in my way as I was driving here. *tries to look innocent* Popcorn-hmm *turns and starts filing papers* Tobi-*crawls in dragging his body on the floor all beaten and bruised up* n-nu-uh sh-she hit us with h-her car *sniff* Plywood-TOBI! *throws something on him so Pop can't see him anymore* Tobi-*muffled* ow! Popcorn-what was that Plywood? *turns back to her* Plywoo

Our newest addition by Plywood009, literature

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Our newest addition

Pretzel-h-here are my papers…you know my info-mation…heh…just t-trying to fit in you know…*gives her papers and fixes his glasses* ' Plywood-nerd…*rolls eyes and takes them* Tobi-O.O Popcorn's not going to liiike thiiiis… Pretzel-o-oh no I-I don't want to replace anyone heh…*steps to the side and knocks down pic of popcorn* Plywood-Right, right *looks through papers and shoves them in her mouth* eh taste good to me Tobi-*trying to keep things from shattering behind her cause of Pretzel*

Popcorns...date...thing. by Plywood009, literature

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Popcorns...date...thing.

Dateline with Popcorn Plywood-this is Frogger *points at Popcorn* she is a raccoon she enjoys long walks in hell. Devil-*walks in* No she doesn’t…and I would know… Plywood-Shut it devil I’m talking! *glare* Tobi- yay raccoons! Plywood-she’s a very dark and slimy creature and she smells kinda funny…but when you really get to know her… Tobi-look a donkey! *eats flower* O.o Plywood-that she’s a dark slimy smelly raccoon named Frogger ^.^ so, if you like dark, slimy, smelly, raccoons named Frogger call us at Pop-WHAT!? DON’T GIVE THEM OUR NUMBER! *glare* Plywood-…fine fine fine…you

Halo -The Real Story-ch1 by Plywood009, literature

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Halo -The Real Story-ch1

So I’ll start from the beginning back when we all met. John and I went to school together, we had known each other for about two years yet we never really talked. He was and has always been a very quiet and serious guy. At seven years old he was so much taller than the rest of the class yet he never bullied anyone no one did it to him either. When he did want to talk to me he spoke almost with his eyes. With one look I would almost know what he wanted or expected of me. We had to do several projects together and would always manage to work silently and get the job done wit

Halo -the real story- Prologue by Plywood009, literature

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Halo -the real story- Prologue

Alright well as you all know Master Chief, also known as John, is an extremely skilled soldier. He has the mentality of an assassin and the strength of several men, but deep deep deep deep inside there is a soft side to him…I think. Moving on, he was taken from his family at seven to become a part of the UNSC (United Nations Space Command) along with several other children. Incredibly I was one of them, the many who trained to be Spartans. It was truly was the scariest most exciting thing I’ve can say I’ve ever experienced. We were trained and worked like animals. We were even given numbers…it was ridiculous.

Plywood...rocks... by Plywood009, literature

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Plywood...rocks...

Plywood. Plywood: mmm plywood Popcorn: plywood? Plywood: yes plywood Tobi: i like plywood Burter: plywood makes me sad Random: wa'dda ya mean plywood rocks! Guy: plywoods fun! Tobi: *giggles* i like plywood Popcorn: PLYWOOD!!! Tobi: im the king of plywood! Broly: i shall defeat the plywood! Random: hey now don’t mess with the plywood Guy: who dares hurt plywood?! Plywood: I’M PLYWOOD!!!! Tobi: i'll save u plywood! Plywood: i live in a plywood house Popcorn: will u shut up about the plywood!? Broly: plywood is boring Tobi: awww i like plywood Burter: plywood killed my father ~PLYWOOD~ its a way of life

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My Understanding of True Blood by Plywood009, literature

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My Understanding of True Blood

My Understanding Of Twilight by Plywood009, literature

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My Understanding Of Twilight

Plyw and Pop at the doc 2 by Plywood009, literature

Ply and Pop with the doc by Plywood009, literature

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Ply and Pop with the doc

Pop and Ply in the Office by Plywood009, literature

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Pop and Ply in the Office

Our newest addition by Plywood009, literature

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Our newest addition

Plywood...rocks... by Plywood009, literature

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Plywood...rocks...

Halo -the real story- Prologue by Plywood009, literature

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Halo -the real story- Prologue

Halo -The Real Story-ch1 by Plywood009, literature

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Halo -The Real Story-ch1

Popcorns...date...thing. by Plywood009, literature

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Popcorns...date...thing.

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Funny Sayings by randomlettersandword, literature

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Funny Sayings

Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole Evil is live spelled backwards God must love stupid people, he made so many of them When all else fails, read the instuctions "Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull" What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either Curiosity kills more mice than cats Save

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Popcorns...date...thing. by Plywood009, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Feb 19
United States
Deviant for 14 years
She / Her

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...Matilda...or Kiki's Delivery Service

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Edger Allen Poe

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Legend of Zelda (anything) and Halo

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My computer and the N64

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You mess with the family, and the family messes with you.

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Plywood009

Dec 29, 2009

Requests

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Alright so I currently am addicted to my PS3...Sorry about that. But I am not affraid to write short stories. Give me a request and I'll write something nice and short...*Holds up sign* "Will Write For Art" If you draw a pic I'll come up with a short story about it. Or give you ideas for your own. I'm not a bad writer...at least I don't think so. So I don't mind. Anyway if anyone has any requests like that, I'll do it! ^.^ oh and of course unless you want to give me complete freedom and let me of my leash (which isn't wize) you should give me so concrete info. You know something you want to make sure is part of the story. Like examples: The n

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Plywood009

Aug 1, 2009

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thanks for the fav!

thank you for the favourite man

POPCORN92

Feb 20, 2012

Happy Birthday!

P.S you're the sheep

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLYWOOD!!!!!!

Aren't you happy that I didn't put it on your Facebook page!?

And don't worry There's going to be a beautiful Delicious pie waiting for you when get back form Yen Sid land so I could slam it into your face (like tradition) Hell even I going to regret wasting such a beautiful pie on your face so Happy Birthday!

Tobi

This is why he isn't allowed to light your candles

AndrewTunney

Nov 1, 2010

Thanks a lot for the fav

SuicidalMarshmallow

Sep 14, 2010

YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend